by MrsBritt07 December 18, 2008
Get the Worm Guzzlermug. A type of person who is willing to fulfill a task properly. Try hard, reminds the teach about homework, doesn't let fellow classmates copy work, needs to chill.
by Stubbs November 19, 2016
Get the worm nerdmug. When you’ve got to Amsterdam for a long weekend involving a lot of booze and Marching powder, and return to your UK workplace and cease to function like a normal human being. Zero human emotions are possible except a gormless, lifeless expression
by Taxman January 12, 2021
Get the Gormless wormmug. A derogatory term/insult referring to both capitalists and people who support capitalism
The equivalent to commie or pinko
The equivalent to commie or pinko
Me:so this republican told me that communists cant be pro-gun!
Friend:those wealth-worms can be very ignorant.
Friend:those wealth-worms can be very ignorant.
by Red Bastard October 22, 2015
Get the wealth-wormmug. by 39209181514 May 29, 2020
Get the lemon wormmug. 1. Someone with both a tendency to be late and yet somehow either inconsequentially or fortuitously so.
They may tend to either get away with it or even dodge the bullet.
They tend to simultaneously be a late worm. The early bird gets the worm. The late worm misses the bird but not the mud, there is always mud. Thus, it is not only better to be early but also to be late.
A slow worm is always late and thus bird proof. A survivor, escaping fate on account of being slow, retarded, delayed, behind, late, etc.
2. Something that is not a worm nor a snake but a fake snake.
It is in fact a lizard that has had its legs ripped off to pass as a snake to hawk on the highly lucrative snake market. Snake is used abroad as a delicacy to make either snake cake which is believed to bestow immense sexual prowess or snake bake which exorcizes unholy spirits inhabiting the left ear canal.
Lizard is only used in traditional medicine to make lizard custard, a purgative of such incredible and excruciating potency that it is rarely desirable out side of a few niche markets such as the Japanese tub porn industry. Supply far exceeds demand and it is of little value.
Sometimes referred to as a trans-snake. Not to be confused with Phalloplasty.
They may tend to either get away with it or even dodge the bullet.
They tend to simultaneously be a late worm. The early bird gets the worm. The late worm misses the bird but not the mud, there is always mud. Thus, it is not only better to be early but also to be late.
A slow worm is always late and thus bird proof. A survivor, escaping fate on account of being slow, retarded, delayed, behind, late, etc.
2. Something that is not a worm nor a snake but a fake snake.
It is in fact a lizard that has had its legs ripped off to pass as a snake to hawk on the highly lucrative snake market. Snake is used abroad as a delicacy to make either snake cake which is believed to bestow immense sexual prowess or snake bake which exorcizes unholy spirits inhabiting the left ear canal.
Lizard is only used in traditional medicine to make lizard custard, a purgative of such incredible and excruciating potency that it is rarely desirable out side of a few niche markets such as the Japanese tub porn industry. Supply far exceeds demand and it is of little value.
Sometimes referred to as a trans-snake. Not to be confused with Phalloplasty.
Steve: Holy shit! Did you see the news?
Dave: No, what's up.
Steve: Jack's plane crashed, no one survived.
Dave: Did he die?
Steve: No, he was late, he missed his flight.
Dave: He was always a slow worm.
Steve: Did you see Jack's latest Donkey Porn?
Dave: Yes, it was gross. Looked like a chocolate geyser.
Steve: Looked like a whale blowing sewage out of its blowhole.
Dave: She should submit it to the Guinness Book of Records.
Steve: They probably won't accept it, they'll say they can't rule out doping.
Dave: What do you mean?
Steve: She probably downed a pint of slow worm before the shoot.
Dave: More like chute.
Dave: No, what's up.
Steve: Jack's plane crashed, no one survived.
Dave: Did he die?
Steve: No, he was late, he missed his flight.
Dave: He was always a slow worm.
Steve: Did you see Jack's latest Donkey Porn?
Dave: Yes, it was gross. Looked like a chocolate geyser.
Steve: Looked like a whale blowing sewage out of its blowhole.
Dave: She should submit it to the Guinness Book of Records.
Steve: They probably won't accept it, they'll say they can't rule out doping.
Dave: What do you mean?
Steve: She probably downed a pint of slow worm before the shoot.
Dave: More like chute.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023
Get the slow wormmug. A Sexual Act, typically performed by women.
This act includes moving/flicking your tongue really fast in certain areas after it sticks through a certain place such as between the toes of someone.
Can be used for feet worship and etc., where the tongue sticks through the toes of a woman, and the tongue digs through and wiggles very fast once it pokes through the other side
This act includes moving/flicking your tongue really fast in certain areas after it sticks through a certain place such as between the toes of someone.
Can be used for feet worship and etc., where the tongue sticks through the toes of a woman, and the tongue digs through and wiggles very fast once it pokes through the other side
by PK1611 August 28, 2022
Get the Wiggly Wormmug.