Chaim Wigs better known as gene Simmons is a sad bald man with lots of money who hates Ace Frehley and Peter Criss but can't get enough no he can't get enough of Tommy gayer and Eric minger. His original alias was Chaim Wigs but he changed his name to gene Simmons but because he's bald his real name is Chaim wigs
KISS is a great band but it's ruined by Chaim Wigs and Bald Stanley refusing to let the spaceman and the catman back in the band
by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021

1: bro check this OUT, you won't believe it, it will make you WIG
2: pssh nah, lemme see. Show me
1: *shows 2 the thing*
2: 🤯
2: pssh nah, lemme see. Show me
1: *shows 2 the thing*
2: 🤯
by SmiLeyP October 1, 2022

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

by OxfordDictiorary August 2, 2022

When someones hair-do is so fabulous it would be a must have item for anyone balding or in lust for a better mane.
Bald Man 1 ~ Have you seen that Garys Bowl Cut?
Bald Man 2 ~ Yeah i know. Ive never seen a better head of hair.
Bald Man 1 ~ I would buy that head of hair.
Bald man 2 ~ Hes so Reem. Most definitley a wig-worthy
Bald Man 2 ~ Yeah i know. Ive never seen a better head of hair.
Bald Man 1 ~ I would buy that head of hair.
Bald man 2 ~ Hes so Reem. Most definitley a wig-worthy
by LongLeg November 26, 2011

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
by smartist June 10, 2008

Snazzy wigs, only snazzy kids can wear them, they are very stylish.
Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”
Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”
Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”
Dude 1 “only snazzy kids wear the snazzy wigs!”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”
Dude 1 “only snazzy kids wear the snazzy wigs!”
by Lea XD June 3, 2021
