Whale's Vagina

Nickname for the city of San Diego.

From: Anchorman

The Pats are about to blow out the Whale's Vagina Chargers.

by PatsFan January 11, 2007

Whidbey Island whales

Morbidly obese (i.e. overweight, fat, tubby, huge, and occasionally "big-boned") Women in the Oak Harbor/Island County of Whidbey Island, Washington. These creatures are of the pachyderm family, are mammals, and are the largest land animals alive today. Their habitat includes country bars, cheap nightclubs, and many of the fast food locations across the northwestern state of Washinton and southern Canada. W.I.W's are omnivores, spending 16 hours a day collecting junk food, beer, and large supply of Man-Beef. Their diet is at least 50% Hotdogs, supplemented with grease, burgers, fries, chips, candy, and small amounts of fruit juice, lean cuisine and diet coke. Scientists belive that because they only digest 40% of what they eat, they have to make up for their digestive system's lack of efficiency in volume. An adult W.I.W can consume 300–600 lb (140–270 kg) of food a day. 60% of that food leaves their body undigested, which is why they smell funny. They also give fantastic blowjobs.

Steve Irwin: CRIKEY! Do you see thaht? What you ar now lookin' at is one of the many Innnnfamous Whidbey Island Whales! We got to be veeery careful as not to disturb hher in hher hhabitat. Lets go in for a closer look! Goregeous!

by Chattom, E August 18, 2006

whale of a friend

an exceedingly kind, generous, caring, understanding and generally fantastic friend.

you're a whale of a friend.
great. so are you.

by potato - boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew April 3, 2007

Whaler

A man who pursues the fatter of the female species.

-Did you see that whaler
-Yeah he's totally gonna harpoon that fatty

by GoBrewCrew April 14, 2008

Whale Slit

Usually referring to an African-American female's vagina. The pink vaginal lips against a dark-skinned back drop resemble a cut or slit that a whale may encounter from a run-in with a boat, poacher, etc.

Did you see that sister at the party last night? Her shorts were so high I could see her whale slit.

by Jimmy Drama August 17, 2008

Dead Whale

Dead Whaling started in San Antonio, Texas, and has been compared to a spastic version of Planking or The Worm. To successfully do the Dead Whale, one must lay down on their stomach with their hands by their sides and begin a series of spastic seizure-like motions using the chest to gain lift.

Concerned Citizen: "OMG! Is that boy having a seizure!?"

Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"

by Diabeto CISA August 2, 2011

Whale's Vagina

This phrase stems from the film "Anchorman". During the seen where Ron is giving his new co-worker a tour of San Diego, he tells her that the city's name means "A Whale's Vagina" in German. This was such an obsurd suggestion that things to this level of proposterousness are therefore refered to as "Whale's Vagina"

Resident Advisor: There will be 24 hour quiet hours this week.
First Year Student: Ma'am, that's whale's vagina!

by Bill Brasky December 25, 2004