Penis Wrench

Jono Coleman being buggered by a donkey with a duck giving him pleasure at the same time

The time he went to Peterborough and asked a donkey if he do it with him and madonna. The donkey said no to madonna and yes to him. The donkeys mate the duck felt left out so they said he could join the que at the front. The duck didnt want to stop and still had his manhood clenched between his beaks when he ran off. And that is how penis wrench came about. PS. I was there too

by Nathan Parker May 16, 2003

Monkey Wrench

Is a male term used to describe that act of hideing a boner on the waist band of there pants. One of the best ways to hide an erection

Guy1"i got a mad hard on"
Chick1"monkey wrench that shit its nasty"
Guy2"please do or itll get wacked"

by Hunter Williams October 27, 2009

Wench

Bit of a slaggy bitch

Ugh, that Helen is a bit of a wench

by Dr.Rabbi January 9, 2015

wood plank wench

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.

Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious

by Josh Robalin November 27, 2007

wench

a group of girls who populate Look its me LIM chat on a regular basis.

"you know that country/baby/blonde/durham wench?"

by Helsiee May 8, 2005

Wench

A word that two pig-loving muppets used to describe the two most gorge girls in the year, when trying to insult them they didint even know what it meant!

"Fiona and Charlotte are a pair of wenches-oink oink!"

by Char and Fi May 13, 2005

meat wrench

1) The male sex organ
2) Third eye, cock, penis, dick, Johnson, shotgun, BONE
3) Clinton's weapon of choice

1) Boy: Hey suzie! look at this!
Girl: what is that? its so tiny!
Boy: its my meat wrench! wanna see what it can do?
2)Snoop Dogg whipped out his meat wrench
3)I say lop off his meat wrench and be done with it

by CanUHearMeNow408 May 2, 2003