pinky wanking

to wank whilst holding ones pinking out such as when you drink tea also referred to fancy in your pants wank.

hey i was at this posh orgy last nite

did you make sure you were pinky wanking

of course

by mason54m May 30, 2010

brain-wanking

Act of spending one's time with very complicated theoretical problems which, when solved, do not serve for anything useful or practical.

J: Did you understand the sense of the problem in theoretical quantum mechanics which we solved in our course today?
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.

by xxteapot November 30, 2011

The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013

visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.

Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.

by Mystery with style May 7, 2015

butt walling

When you are having sexual intercourse, doggie style, with your partner and the male component sticks his thumb in the females asshole and presses down while feeling your dick penetrate your significant other asshole

Jon: I was butt walling this hoe last week. She's been buying me dinner every night since.

by Jo tho jon May 29, 2016

public wanking

Someone who tries to secretly jack off in public

Gavin has proved public wanking is possible.

by TheLittleDickToucher March 6, 2017

diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.

Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.

by peter gazer January 12, 2018