Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain
Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future
by Autistic_Birdz March 07, 2024
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Yellow Wallet

Carried around by a strong percentage of homosexual men.

Very high indication that the carrier is a window washer.

When opened in a public area it is like a beam of light that shines from above indicating to fellow homosexuals that the carrier of said yellow wallet is willing and able to have sexual relations with other men in the area.
Juan loves flashing his yellow wallet when he goes to the grocery store. He always gets lucky.
by BoomBoomMcJerkin October 25, 2020
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Tourette's of the Wallet

When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.
I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.
by mistresskiki May 29, 2011
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skin wallet

Due to no longer being able to continue intercourse do to injury, one would no longer have anymore "skin to give", hence having an empty "skin wallet".
I knew a guy named Enrique. This one time he was administering a female from the rear on a piece of plywood. His knees were so cut up he had to tell her "I can't finish, I got nothing left in the skin wallet".
by !@#$/^^/$#@!-'c August 16, 2018
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What's in Your Wallet?

Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.
by The Real Driller September 24, 2022
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ham wallet

A place where pigs keep their money.
Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.
by dragonman9001 June 24, 2019
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Ham wallet

I have a fragrant candle line that smells like my ham wallet
by Rundlep04 January 21, 2021
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