by MR.hu March 5, 2023
by Xethdiz November 1, 2023
When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.
Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
Yeah, I was late for work 'cuz Toneisha was in the mood for some "wake and slake".
My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".
My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".
by Busnardo March 26, 2014
Like “wake and bake” but substitute alcohol for weed. When you wake up and immediately start drinking to get a proper buzz on for the day.
by Paracel Sus March 8, 2023
by Chinezo Alberto October 27, 2023