victorian supercomputer

Noun. (1) An overpriced netbook that was intended to run models for the COVID-19 crisis in Victoria, Australia, but which failed miserably. (2) Any mechanical or electronic object which utterly fails at it's intended purpose. (3) Anything which makes a complete mess out of something previously well structured. (4) A hand grenade or bomb which is detonated in an enclodes space. (5) A nuclear bomb or missile which is armed and timed for detonation.

(1) "The supercomputer intended to predict COVID-19 modelling has crashed."
(2) "That new truck Dave bought can't even carry the groceries!"
(3) "Feed this log into the victorian supercomputer (wood chipper)."
(4) "Private! Paint the upstairs room with victorian supercomputers on the double!!"
(5) "GET TO THE CHOPPER! THIS VICTORIAN SUPERCOMPUTER MUST BE DISARMED BEFORE WE ARE ALL DEAD!"

by JaxCrackers October 13, 2020

Victoria justice

The girl who played the main role on victorious but her career didn't take off because ariana grande stole the spotlight

Fan of grande; hey is that victoria justice?
V.J. fan: YEAH OMG EEEE
Fan of grande; whatever, ariana shoulda got the main role.

by u w u November 23, 2020

Ark Victoria Primary Academy

Shit

Why does Ark Victoria Primary Academy exist

by U will never know who I am Mr December 24, 2019

american victories

It's funny, brian, you talk about neville Chamberlains' idea of appeasement, yet you neglect the practical "attack me" sign the us put on its' back after the japanese nerve testing excercises such as on the panay.

moot, woot, boot

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Victoria Secretions

1.Oozing all over your Lingerie.
2. Body Odor you think smells good but is rather stank.

1. He made me so hot I got Victoria Secretions on my panties.
2. I didn't have time to take a shower before I went out but no bother, I have Victoria Secretions.

by WaterH0Rse February 21, 2011

Victoria

She is buetiful. Intelligent and one day will go out with a man named john he will be short but a little bit taller than her. They will go perfect together if they talk

Nickname Vikki she is buetiful victoria meaning feisty

by Hduduso November 28, 2016

Victoria

Victoria is a really funny person,she never shows her sadness or madness and everyone thinks she’s always happy and dandy but the ones she really trust and cares for she tells them her true feelings sometimes they get surprised “how can you act so bubbly and happy” well she’s very good at that,she may even be a actor but Victoria’s are good friends will listen to you all the time and she may not know what to say but she won’t leave you without an answer!💛

Them-Victoria is always so happy I wish I could be like that
Them-me too!shes so bubbly 😊

by Espresso.depresso January 4, 2019