vacation dick

The type of dick that is so amazing it takes you to a whole new world.

That dude had vacation dick it took me on a trip to the milky way.

by Lil Ms.Kitty June 10, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of a unreasonably large size, that can only be taken in once in a while. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Last night, I met a guy who had a vacation dick, my butt will be hurting for a while.

by dammn_danniel June 15, 2016

fornication vacation

A leave of absence for a Brigham Young University athlete who was discovered to have broken the LORD’s law of chastity and the BYU Honor Code.

Because his roommate ratted on him for soaking Mackeighleigh, Ryan got sent on a fornication vacation.

by justinbeansimp July 16, 2022

vacation dick

Basically a massive cock that you wouldn't want to receive daily.

Hannah: I just rode a vacation dick yesterday
Some girl: No way, your so lucky!
Hannah: Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it again soon it hurt too much.

by someguy...? June 1, 2016

vacation dick

1. A dick so huge you can only take it once or twice. Compared to a boyfriend dick
2. A dick you'd only fuck to remember why you love your man

Jessie: "So what happened with that guy you hooked up with? Are you gonna text him back?"
Kaylee: "Hell no!"
Jessie: "Why not? He was hot af!"
Kaylee: "I know! He was great once, but he had such a vacation dick!"
Jessie: "Ooh... Can I have his number?"

by Cecilll June 16, 2016

Vacation Dick

When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. I can't sit down right now.

by McCheesy-1975 June 8, 2016

Vacation

the best time of the fucking school year let's goooo!!!!

I love vacation oml-

by awoogawoogawuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu April 19, 2022