Guy 1: Dude that chick is smoking!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009
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"why would I ever watch that show? everyone on it is a tool. especially ryan seacrest"
"why would I ever watch that show? everyone on it is a tool. especially ryan seacrest"
by teddybeast January 19, 2010
Get the tool mug.A person that you can use for just about anything. Money, rides, ect. Usually wears white Oakly glasses on the back of their heads and wears their pants too low with a stupid leather belt. Usually has name brand clothing and a 'nice' car. (its only nice because you get rides in it and dont have to pay for gas) synonamous with Tim Plumb
by Nucca123cc June 28, 2010
Get the Tool mug.Someone whose self esteem is so low that they feel the need to post half naked photos of themselves as their default pics on social networking websites in order to get people to look at them.
I thought he was weird until I saw his facebook....he actually took a half naked pic of himself and used it as his profile. Now I just think he's a TOOL!!!
by tool slapper September 2, 2010
Get the tool mug.The state or status of being a total, and complete tool. Many people share this outlook of the guidos from Jersey Shore, Brett Michaels, Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, Kanye West, and various other celebrities. Most people (including the aforementioned) who achieve this position cannot help but continually act in such a manner that only further increases there tooldom and there infamous reputations for being a tool.
Guy 1: "I think i should cover my truck in harley stickers, drape my last name across the entire windshield, and get my ears pierced with pipe-wrench shaped earings like that fag, Steve."
Guy 2: "Yeah, then you will have achieved complete tooldom."
Guy 2: "Yeah, then you will have achieved complete tooldom."
by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012
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Welcome to the tool factory, I see you brought the toolkit with you to hammer some nails back in their places.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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