two-strapper

A nerd, a dweeb. From the 1980's when the cool kids carried their backpacks using only one strap (over one shoulder). The geeks used both straps. Not relevant in a literal sense anymore, since the one strap fad seems to have faded. But still a cool sounding burn.

Why did you invite that spaz to the party? That dude is such a two-strapper.

by rps70 November 2, 2010

Two-fives

A word of Belizean Kriol English origin meaning friends.

"Me and My Bwai da Two-Fives"
Me and my boy are friends

by Akkz August 26, 2005

two of us

its a very beautiful single released by louis tomlinson.
this song is dedicated to his mom who passed away in 2016

Person 1: did you listen to two of us?
person 2: omg yes i cried when i listened.

by Genzdonut September 11, 2020

two trays

An old white dudes old (and most likely fake) gangster name, he is most likely a dad of to kids and looks like he could hurt a fly but not an actual human.

The dad: Did you know I was in a gang when I was your age, they all called me two trays.

His kid: Dad you grew up in the Mormon Utah stfu.

by Definitely not two trays kid December 2, 2021

Two Baillys

When you try to game a broken system, but the broken system screws you over. Because it's broken.

Fuck FPL man, I was trying to get two Baillys and all it did was give me one injured Ben Davies.

by secretboy78 August 18, 2018

two-valued

When the only outcome is either true or false. Uses to describe a logic.

"Is that a boy?", this is a two-valued logic since the only outcome is true or false.

by FesterTY December 27, 2018

Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"

"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"

by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019