The FTL Treatment

Verb. To give an object the FTL treatment would mean to blow it to shreds and steal the shreds to sell for money, or trade them for illicit goods. It doesn't have to be used literally. If something were to be dismantled severely and sold for parts of it's whole, that would also be the FTL treatment.

"Yeah man, they took the football team's jersey's and gave 'em the FTL treatment, now there are number piece inside of football cards."
"Enemy fighters ahead, I guess we'll hafta give them the good ol' FTL treatment!"

by Cam64viper November 28, 2020

The Jez Treatment

When you fall on the wrong side of an angry ginger man. Woe betide the poor mortal who finds themselves on the dark side of ginger fury.

“What’s his problem? He completely blanks me and cuts me dead every time I speak to him!?”

“You fucked up pal… you’re getting the Jez treatment”

by Because it is October 21, 2021

stucco wall treatment

Having sex doggie style with the woman's forehead pinned against a rough stucco wall.

Jane was acting uppity after spending time with her former sorority sisters so John decided to give her the stucco wall treatment.

by Zelmo72 October 21, 2021

2015 Backdoor Treatment

In 2015 a big strong Russian man gave the punisher to a helpless Indian child. Supposedly the Russian chose the poor child’s backdoor

“Is that Micheal M giving that Indian child the 2015 backdoor treatment”

by Ethanspunished August 31, 2021

The Walter Treatment

When you throw a person against a wall when attempting to put them in handcuffs and they hurt their knee. They then cry about it for the next 5 hours.

I gave him the Walter Treatment last night when he tried to resist. He was crying in the squad car for the next few hours.

by njm92 September 3, 2021

The Wheaties Box Treatment

When you become so famous that you get put on a Wheaties box.

Friend 1 "Holy shit did you see they gave LeBron the Wheaties Box Treatment"
Friend 2 "What the fuck do you mean"
Friend 1 "Bro they put his face on a cereal box"

by Oofmaster420 September 21, 2021

The Tidball Treatment

When you let a guy go down on you during your period with the lighs off, kick hom in the face during climax and convince him the blood is the result of his nosebleed

"This dude really liked me and drove across country to see me, turned out he was broke, so I gave him The Tidball Treatment"

by Stevie Beavie February 7, 2022