poon tuner

controlling the way a girl moans by eating her pussy a certain way

"I didn't like the way my girl moans, so I had to give her a poon tuner"

by TooSmooth August 10, 2012

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get turned on

to turn around and kill an opposing player in a video game when they are shooting you when your back is turned.

other variations- get the timmy turner, get the wanda

after turning on a bad kid---

Clutch- Get Turned on!

by Alex ZaBs April 11, 2010

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Down Tuner

A person who decides its totally awesome to down tune your guitar so he can play this certain song, that he cant actually play, then gives back the untuned guitar.

Down tuner:Hey bro mind if i play?

2:Sure.

*downtunes*

2:Uhh..

Down tuner:hold on lemme play this song...
wait never mind i cant actually play it lol..

*gives back untuned guitar*

2:Damn you!

by Seamon March 26, 2009

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Turder

Someone who took a shit.

Who's the turder who left this mess? Tajba truder!

by MUTU July 29, 2006

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The act of being so incredibly late that whenever you do arrive, you find one person from the group left alive and extremely hostile. The rest have been tortured, skinned, killed and eaten due to extreme anger and excess time to act on it. Upon arrival you will become mad at said survivor for being irritated at your tardiness.

Me: I've been waiting for Howard for such a long fucking time.

Bob: When was he supposed to get here?

Me: 6 hours ago. But every hour the rat bastard tells me he will be here in 10 minutes.

Bob: Oh that clown fuck is tuner late!

Me: (wielding shotgun) Let's go egg his car.

by jrad87 June 29, 2010

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