monkey tongue

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue

jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

tonguing phobia

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

by Megan February 22, 2005

hairy tongue

when someone smokes for too long and there tongue tints dark brown and *in extreme cases* will look like its covered in hair

1. David really needs to stop smokin' cigars
2. i know, i hear hes got a hairy tongue!
1. huu... *pukes

by suesmoose October 5, 2008

tongue-jack

To aggressively lick or kiss a person.

"Tongue-jack my shit-hole"

by Braineel September 22, 2005

menage a tongue

When the tongues of the shoes are showing it means you are available for a threesome (2 girls and you're the only guy). This occurs after sitting down or when the tongues of your shoes are huge and the bottom of your pants tuck behind them. This was created to show women, secretly, that a man was available to be in a threesome (2 girls, 1 guy). Once women have found a man with his tongues of his shoes out, they must quickly make plans for the threesome. Women are quickly learning of this new sign. This sign was created during sex parties in Northern California and New Orleans. The two tongues sticking out meant the guy was skillful in satisfying women sexually, especially orally. Asian men and Island men seem to be high in demand for this.

Girl 1: The tongue of that guy's shoes are showing, he must be available for a threesome.

Girl 2: Yes they are. I hope he's available for a threesome, I'm in the mood for some fun with another girl and a guy.

Asian/Island guy: How are you women doing? Are you two available for a threesome tonight?

Both Girls: YES!!

by Ray Ray April 8, 2005

Slobbery Tongue

Language spoken by those who are fluent in cunnilingus.

Guy: Hey baby, you wanna go back to my place?

Babe: I don't know...do you speak slobbery tongue?

by The Code Yoda January 18, 2009

tongue boxing

The act of aggressively licking a pair of testicles to the point where it looks like somebody boxing with a tiny punching bag.

Tongue boxing past tense..
Dude, Jessica went down on me last night and tongue boxed the shit of my cojones for like 30mins.

by Tboxed119 December 10, 2013