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Toilet girl

A toilet girl is an “influencer” who gets a paid for trip to Dubai, just to end up chained to a toilet and getting fuc*ed in the mouth by rich men
“Becky is so hot dude but she was just at this huge yacht in Dubai so I’m worried that she was a toilet girl”
by Adrewski tateiocovich July 22, 2022
mugGet the Toilet girlmug.

Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.
Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess
by Souls_fan April 4, 2023
mugGet the Toilet jointmug.

Toilet Pi

When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.
As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.
by Fasters January 12, 2022
mugGet the Toilet Pimug.

Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.
Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"
by liquorbox June 6, 2015
mugGet the Toilet Tinderingmug.

Halva's toilet

idk tbh
halva has a nice toilet
better than schrodingers cat
I'm gonna crap in Halva's toilet.
by bumm bummm May 2, 2020
mugGet the Halva's toiletmug.

skidi toilet

A toilet with a head in it, that sings the Skidi song
by Baldi12345678 July 7, 2023
mugGet the skidi toiletmug.

Nuked toilet

a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit
"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."
by toiletnuker December 7, 2020
mugGet the Nuked toiletmug.

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