Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick

1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!

by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019

Teddy

The worst person in the world, gross, disgusting, literally every bad adjective istg

Teddy is the worst person in the world

by tinaturnerlover123456 October 15, 2021

Teddy bridgewater

The Panthers organization weren't ever really serious about the guy having a chance. They had the money to spend to make some things happen, such as bring him to Carolina, but that's not the same thing as being serious. Some people with lots of money think that way. The former Panthers owner at least stuck with the same team through the years, win or lose, no matter what bad things people have to say about him.

Teddy Bridgewater wasn't really in a Panthers uniform long enough to get much done.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021

teddy bear heart

(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts

“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”

by littleblvebird June 6, 2023

teddy jordan

Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .

I can’t believe Teddy Jordan came on Erin jordan

by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020

Teddy

Teddy is a very pretty, very cute, amazing, perfect guy with an extremely hot girlfriend, his girlfriend’s name is Lucille

Lucille: “look how pretty my cute boyfriend teddy is! I love him so much he is perfect.”

Friend: “Yeah he’s really cute!”

Lucille: “I am going to kill you”

by l4736251 November 27, 2021

Funneh’s Teddy

Funneh’s Teddy,also know as FunTed.Is A Gachatuber With 26K Subs.

FunTed Is In A Group Call Krew Cosplay Fam.There Are 10 Members In The Group.
xXLunarMoonXx(More well known as Moon Or A Mother Figure),NotDaniela XD aka(Daniela Or A Sister Figure),Official Lapxze aka(Lapize/Lapxze Or A Sister Figure),Cloudykook aka(Cloudy Or A Sister Figure),Krewwoah aka(Kiwi Or A Sister Figure),Not Lunaii Skyi aka(Luna Or A Sister Figure),YanExist? aka(Yan Or A Sister Figure),Krew Kiddo aka(Cole Or A Brother Figure) And Asteria aka(A Sister Figure).

She is known as ItsFunneh’s Teddy(RolePlay)

Person 1:Have you watch Funneh’s Teddy Newest Video?
Person 2:No?Who Is That??

by Not Lunaii Skyi July 22, 2021