camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.
Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.
by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016
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camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.
Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.
by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016
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Camel Store

A gas station or mini mart owned by a middle easterner. Camel Stores are usually small and dirty. The owner usually speaks little or no English. Camel Store bathrooms are particularly dirty, they also water down their gas. Camel Store owners sell junk food under WIC and Food Stamps, they also ring up multiple bags of pork rinds for black people buying Newport's with food stamps. Signs in the windows usually read in big print "WE ACCEPT QUEST CARDS" Camel Stores cheat the lottery so you never get any good scratch off's or paper tickets. If a jackpot is won at a camel store it's usually by the owner. Camel Stores in bad neighborhoods get robbed a lot, so they put prison like bars over the glass windows with a little slot to put your money into. Generally, camel stores are a last resort. Popular names for camel stores are Marathon, Mobil, Amaco, 7-11, and occasionally BP, Speedway, and Citgo. Some also have off names like Hico or Himalayan.
"Don't shop at Marathon, that's a camel store"
"I bought a powerball from the camel store and lost, I only got 10 miles to the gallon from their gas too"
by TobiMikami August 28, 2014
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camel floss

Modern underwear that can also be used as dental floss placed upon a camel toe (see camel toe)
That chick has such a nice camel toe, I wish I could use her camel floss
by Eago November 11, 2013
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Camel up

Drinking all the water you can at a source in order to minimize the amount of water you are carrying. (One liter of water weighs two pounds).
Your pack is too heavy? Camel up, there is a water source ahead.
by kaosmoker January 12, 2021
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Pussy camel

A guy that can literally go without sex for years and it doesn't bother him a bit
Dude mikes not been laid in years but look he could care less that dudes a pussy camel
by Mustang302 May 01, 2014
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camel mafia

Organized crime involving embezzlement and money laundering through your local Arab mini mart.
I stiffed Abu, now the whole camel mafia is coming for my ass.
by Tex Dark May 16, 2019
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