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Reverse Titanic

when you’re in missionary and the person on their back holds up the person on top up (palms to chest) while the person on top says “I’m flying Jack”
by elle3840 January 4, 2024
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A slang for requesting a gay orgy in the middle of the street, commonly used by fatherless discord users.
Person 1- Did you watch Attack On Titans?
Person 2- Sure man, let me get the boys.
by rick astley is hoyt August 13, 2022
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Titanic That Bitch

Titanic That Bitch

*Hallmarks of Titanic-ing That Bitch*
Overwhelming and uncontrollable squirting—like the Hoover Dam got its back blown out.
• Furniture flooding or displacement—if the bed hasn’t migrated two feet, you didn’t Titanic shit.
• Crying, shaking, or laughing post-nut reactions—sometimes all three. At once.
• Towels deployed like FEMA relief.
• A full snack spread delivered like post-op care—electrolyte drinks, gummies, string cheese, a popsicle, maybe a Capri Sun.
• Nudity + hoodie combo—she’s naked except for your hoodie and the of what just went down.
• Unhinged laughter mid-cleanup—she’s wading through it like a survivor, still dripping, pointing at the puddle like “look what you did.”
• You look around and realize: the bed’s soaked, the floor’s a crime scene, and the only thing intact is the outline of her ass on your soul. Blessed.
• At least one moment where someone says “I think we broke the laws of physics.”
• The mutual agreement that you’re doing that shit again in 30 minutes.
• A statement like:
• “I don’t know what just happened”
• “I think I left my body.”
• “Did we just fuck through a portal?”
• “I saw my childhood bedroom”
• “I think my ancestors clapped”
Example 1:
After I Titanic’d That Bitch and the waters finally settled—pre-aftercare—we were both walking around like two unqualified museum employees trying to preserve the scene of a disaster. She’s draped in a throw blanket, eyes glassy. I handed her a popsicle like it was CPR and said, ‘I think we need a mop.’She looked back and said, ‘Nah, we need a lifeboat.’

Example 2:
Sex was the impact. Aftercare is the rescue mission. He’s got one arm around her like Jack before the freeze.

She’s soaked, speechless, whispering, “What the hell was that?” He’s like, “Ikr. That was fucking incredible. Oh—and btw—we’re definitely doing that again in like 30 minutes.” She looks at him and goes, “I think I’m in love.”

You didn’t just lay pipe—you launched a wet-ass reenactment of a legendary historical event, and that is exactly how you Titanic that bitch straight into a chokehold. Congratulations, you just ruined her for everyone else with your god-tier dick. Now be a gentleman and hand her the hoodie.
by microdose_vibes June 11, 2025
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Titanic

by Ramtinos May 14, 2015
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A.S.S. Titanic

When a *male* ejaculates their semen into the anus of an individual, who then squirts that semen into a bucket of water filled with ice. So the "sea men" drown in icey water.
You heard of the ice bucket challenge, but have you tried the A.S.S. Titanic?
by Timma366 December 28, 2024
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Titan

A sexy hot motherfucker that devours humanity and is a great friend
Who's Titan
A sexy beast
by liltle person December 11, 2019
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Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.
How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!
by Two square titan August 19, 2022
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