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Good times

Something you say when someone enthusiastically tells you about something that you think is retarded. It generally gives them the impression that you care, but provides an opportunity to get into a new conversation without being rude.

Excellent for dealing with co-workers who tell you about "their crazy weekend," when your weekend was in fact 18 times crazier and involved at least two activities that were illegal.
"Morning Charlie. Man, I had the craziest weekend ever! I had three beers and totally danced up a storm at the bar. It was the neatest time ever."

*(internal monologue): holy crap...this guy sucks ass. I wonder what he would say if I told him about my weekend. Let's see, I did about 16 grams of shrooms, chugged a bottle of whiskey, and then smoked a whole bunch of weed. Then I thought I saw Jesus and chased him down the street with an axe. I woke up in a pool of vomit in Mexico and had to hitch a ride back home with some illegal immigrants...

"Wow, Frank, that sure sounds like a lot of fun! Good times...Anyway - see you later."
by Pollup December 25, 2007
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The New York Times

Complete Garbage, 100% regurgitated fake leftist bullshit.
Theodore: Somehow, despite being complete garbage, George and Julia read the New York Times everyday.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021
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New York Times

A news outlet/source full of lies.
Bro you heard of New York Times?

Yeah, fuck New York Times! Washington Post is better
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Ghetto 9/10 times answer

A person who lives in the ghetto, who insists on that he/she is extremely smart and rich. However when you ask this person why he/she lives in the ghetto and why he/she doesnt have any education you will 9/10 times get an answer simulare to this

- Duuuude I have the money, it's just that I dont want to show people that I have them, if they ask me I will tell them how much I have but that doesn't mean I will buy a brand new castle somewhere else, I am rich dawg, really! And I am soo smart that I dont need no education, or whatever that is!
"Friendly person who sees the chance to help someone out" - Hey you, how about I help you out and get you into a school? So you can have a bright future so you wont have to live in this place

"Ghetto 9/10 times answer"- Duuuude, I have cash, I am rich I dont need no smartass to tell me what to do! I am brilliant, I dont need no damn school, I am too smart for it! I will stay here and sit on my fortune! I found 5 cents the other day! What do you say about that huh!
by Kbry January 1, 2012
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Tamas

Gay fat dude with glasses, the classical american streotype, like that episode in Southpark where all eat unhealthy food and sit in chairs, not socializing, being total Gay virgin dudes.... Who play World of Warcraft.

Usually this is defined by a mamal, being on the lowest scale, fat, lazy, pretty dumb, who refers often at people as

."mmmm BOSS:" Its awkward, doesn't go outside, afraid of human contact, girls, virgin... Some people may call him:

" A TAMAS IONUT" or "GRAS PROST"
Why are you a virgin gay TAMAS, boaay?

Why don't you go outside n grab a drink?
by anonymous October 21, 2019
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two times tuesday

when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday
"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"
by cody bloss October 25, 2007
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