Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated
by Allthepseudonymsichoosearegone July 24, 2021
Get the Crack-ti-vatedmug. by SuCK69420 May 31, 2021
Get the Tiedmug. A great name for a great boyfriend. He is smart and goodlooking. Probably the guy you met in middle school but never considered dating because he was your friend until the last year of high school. He is loyal to his friends and makes his friends laugh through lame puns he probably stole from comedians' shows. He loves soccer and hates to lose, although he doesn't want to show it. He is very sweet and always considerate of other people. If you end up dating a Ties, don't let him go!
Girl - Who is that? He is very cute!
Other girl - That's Ties, if you ever have a chance to talk to him, do it! He is the sweetest, hottest, funniest guy ever. I wish could date him!
Other girl - That's Ties, if you ever have a chance to talk to him, do it! He is the sweetest, hottest, funniest guy ever. I wish could date him!
by Fangirl of Ties November 24, 2021
Get the Tiesmug. by Nigga man. October 13, 2015
Get the ti amo angiemug. by tr3g4l3 January 31, 2024
Get the Booty tied upmug. A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.
"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"
by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022
Get the TI-84 Sledge hammermug.