Shit

1. A very popular exclamation. Can be used in almost any situation.

2. The act of pooping

3. The poop itself

4. Something awesome

5. Shit can also refer to something very flammable and fun to burn while in the woods. Usually plant material, but sometimes dried shit(poo) can also be shit. This is ironic shit.

6. Whatever the fuck you want it to be.

1. Shit! It's due tommorow?!

2. Dude, I have to shit so bad. Why did I eat those brownies your crazy ex sent you...

3. Yeah I woke up and there was shit all over my bathroom. Never drinking after Indian food.

4. Dude this weed is the shit!

5. Hey Brian go get some more shit. The fire's dying.

I feel bad for what we did to the shit
tree, but man it was fun. I hope my
eyebrows grow back.

6. Shit!

by naylordude424 November 30, 2009

shit

Abbreviation for "sorry honey it's Thursday" similar to tgif. Typically said when someone says tgif on a Thursday.

Janet: Yippie, TGIF
Paul: SHIT, you can say that tomorrow

by Boss3503 September 30, 2010

shit

Someone's feces.

I stepped in some dog shit on my walk

by Bob Hokok November 27, 2008

shit

Some How It's Tasty

Tom : Your food is shit.
Alice: Fuck you, whats wrong with it ??
Tom : Actually, I mean some how its tasty.

by deepblue_22 December 03, 2009

SHIT

S- SURE
H- HAPPY
I- ITS
T-THUSDAY

DACIA: OMG MADDIE SHIT!
MADDIE:MEEH TOO LOVE NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PANTIE RAID YOU

by Chuck Claudenfinklesteinenberg December 03, 2009

No Shit

1. Obviously
2. You don't say; I didn't know that.

1. Jason: You have an appointment at 3.
Rick: No shit.
2. Jason: I heard Jess has been out of state for the past week.
Rick: No shit? I thought she was staying at a friend's house.

by Aldridge517 May 11, 2013

The Shit

One whom kicks ass. Also they are bad ass.

Yoda is the shit.

by Skoggs March 20, 2010