Tea for two

A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.

In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

E.g.

Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.

by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017

No Shade No Tea

Not trying to offend you, but it is offensive. Like "no offense" but like offense. Way to be mean without seeming like your trying be mean

Me: You fucking suck but like no shade no tea

by Iamahypebeast May 3, 2018

Austrian tea

Weed from Austria

I'm in need of that Austrian Tea if you know what I mean.

by AlienBabe19 May 29, 2015

tea rex

A big reptile that cant reach its penis

His arms are so small he must feel the pain of the tea rex

by BOOBS!"£$ March 7, 2018

Tea Drinker

Derogatory term for brits

"Hey, Tom, look at that filthy tea drinker right there"

by aCheekyBugger March 3, 2023

London Tea

A teabag, laced with pure cocaine, made into a cup of tea

Yo fam want some london tea

by Ghandis Left Nut February 26, 2018

queer tea

When your douche friend drinks green tea while playing beer pong to stay healthy.

1. "AUSTIN! stop slurping on that queer tea!"
2. "I don't need beer i have my green tea!" and you say, "well we're men and we drink beer what are you drinking, queer tea?"

by Humpty Dance Gang August 22, 2011