One who believes it's wrong to eat meat and byproducts of animals, but thinks they're a vampire in the traditional sense.
See Deadgod.
See Deadgod.
by asdf August 23, 2003
God my mom came in to wake me up and turned my light on... i hate when she does that. Giving me Vampire Vision and stuff.
by Pofodamofo January 26, 2008
One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
by juliebix November 24, 2008
That guy with a funny speech impedement and long nasty hair that insists on wearing a black trenchcoat EVERYDAY and sharpening his fingernails to a point. He constantly talks about meaningless goings-ons in the media industry and swears his allegiance to a single overrated and tired genre of games and movies and TV. When he interacts with anyone else other than his vampire entity that lives in his brain, he regards other humans with one part cinicism and two parts social incompetence; thus resulting in a state of celebacy for all eternity. BEWARE: he will threaten to bite you, but it will only result in a seering staredown and a feeble attemp at insulting your masculinity.
by Lanky Thrower May 16, 2006
by the dago March 25, 2007
by styl0 May 22, 2010
When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.
by Teenageswimmer June 13, 2015