Tim-Kink

Woman typically Asians who have a thing for guys named Tim. No one seems to understand how or why they are attracted to these scrubs named Tim but they are!!!!!!

Therefore, one can infer that a Tim would also have an Asian-Kink

Russ: All Asians have a Tim-Kink

by The Powerhouse of the Cell November 12, 2018

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Tim moate

king of fags
see also homosexual

by daking April 30, 2003

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Tim Tebowed

When everything is going well for you and then at the last minute you get completely screwed and you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.

I was sitting at work, the job I've held for 35 years with just two days til retirement, when my boss came around the corner and told me I was fired with no benefits. I couldn't believe my boss just Tim Tebowed me like that.

by Mit Berekvam December 16, 2011

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Tim Daly

A little less douche!

Tim Daly-a 57 year old guy you can bring home to meet your 60 year old dad . . . primarily because he is (a little less douche.)

by dewswhat June 5, 2013

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Tim Allen

1. Driving intoxicated under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, resulting in either:

A) A non fatal car crash.
or
B) Getting pulled over by the police.

2. Washed out comedian/actor. His current job title is being a "celebrity alcoholic."

1. A) Mitchell grabbed his drunken, friend Brad's keys before he could pull a Tim Allen.

B) All those whiskeys on the rocks James consumed had caused him to veer over the bulevard and Tim Allen his car into another SUV.

C) "Oh f*ck! The cops dude... I'm totally gonna get Tim Allen'd here.

2. As Tim Allen gulped back his fourth tripple whisky and water, he watched re-runs of "Home Improvement" reminiscing on the good ol' days...

by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 4, 2005

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