Taint-genie

Sparkling clean for the in between!

Girl said my shit was dirt mcgurk...
I said damn: "bitch this shit was taint-genie yesterday". Don't be diggin seagulls ho.

by B Tsunami April 16, 2019

Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.

Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.

by yungpad December 16, 2020

Taint Muffin

Someone who is being annoying and mean

Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.

by PooBob April 17, 2021

taint water

The occurrence when pee dribbles into the butthole.

You got taint water on my colored pencil.

by chili butt September 17, 2016

taint luggage

A prominate fold of fleshy skin on a girls taint that runs from the bottom her woof cookie to the rim of her chocolet starfish

I jizzed in my bitches ass last night and when I pulled my pipe out my spunk ran down her taint luggage and dripped onto her pillow.

by Sir Pipe Fitter January 9, 2012

taint bath

When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.

My girls taint is sooooo fresh and clean. I gave her a taint bath she will never forget.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

Taint slapper

When your balls hits the taint during sex.

I was taint slapping last night. Oh you are such a taint slapper.

by Chodecaptain December 14, 2015