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Shotgun Sabre

Quite a hard weapon to explain. This weapon consists of a sabre sword, covered with shotguns facing in many directions. There are different versions of this weapon, the most common consisting of 50 shotguns on the sabre blade, but the legendary Shotgun Sabre of Holy Fire (Who thought of this name? Who knows) contains 50,000 shotguns on a 200ft sabre, but somehow weighing the same as a new born cat. Some people have stolen the name for a weapon which is a shotgun firing sabres, but thats just boring...
"I will use my Shotgun Sabre"

"You fool, no blade can peirce me!!!"

"No dumbass, your getting confused, ill be sending about 250,000 bullets into you!!!"
by Scott Blackburn January 10, 2007
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smoke a shotgun

To commit suicide, Seppukku, Hari-Kari, or any other form of ending one's life by placing the barrel of a shotgun in your mouth, tying a string to the trigger, and giving it a stern kick.
I hope that bitch Rosie Odonell does us all a favor and decides to smoke a shotgun.
by NineInchWonderAK March 11, 2007
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Italian Shotgun

from the southern region of Rhode Island- when a person presses on one nostril and blows snot out of the the other creating a shotgun effect.
This asshole got a little too close to me so I blasted him with the ol' Italian Shotgun
by Dan January 9, 2005
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shotgun-to-the-face

Established In The Year 2006 By The Noble Sir Shev, In Order To Vanquish His Most Hated Of Foes The Lord Shmatt

A Challenge Is Set Or Gauntlet Thrown Down By A Gentleman Of Sorts To A Worthy Adversary

One Must Get Between 2 Unrelated Wikipedia Articles By Clicking Only On Internal Links And The Random Article Button In The Least Number Of Clicks Possible

It Is Highly Prohibited To Search The Latter Article Via The Search Bar
shotgun-to-the-face challenge is as follows

Shev: I Say Shmatt I Would Wager That You Sir Cannot Get From The Article Cheese To Bill Gates In 5 Clicks Or Less Throws Gauntlet Down

A Little Later...

Shmatt: By Jove, I Have Done It In 4

Shev: Curses My Plan Has Failed
by Sheva November 10, 2006
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Spanish Shotgun

When a car is packed with people to the extent that two people occupy the front passenger seat, the second person is said to be sitting "Spanish shotgun"
Driver - "Hey the back seat is full, you're gonna have to sit spanish shotgun
Girl - "Aww not on his lap, he smells like shittt"
by Chapmannn March 23, 2009
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reverse shotgun

if a reverse shotgun is to come into place it means the person who shotguned an object is over-ruled. the word Reverse must come into play as soon as the shotgun is claimed.
jason: i shotgun useing your phrase sucker, it is now mine.
ruby: hell no REVERSE shotgun. i now believe the definition belongs always and forever to me.
by ruby90 January 6, 2008
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shotgun goddess

A girl who is adept at taking it up the ass; a girl who enjoys being a bottom for anal sex
"Sasha Grey is a total Shotgun Goddess".
by AssterBlaster January 14, 2014
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