by elli - hebas bf August 10, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah is the stupidest person alive. He likes to eat vomit and drink per for lunch and is so annoying that he should fly off into space and set himself on fire.
by a person who will remain unnam June 12, 2020
Get the noahmug. NOAH. Where do I start. This guy is very stupid at some times. Not the academic stupid he is very smart when it comes to school work. He just does STUPID THINGS. Like running into walls or falling into bushes. Sometimes he will run into poles while walking cause he is just that stupid. He also doesn't have many friends, but he has a small friend group that includes his best friend which is usually a girl. He also has a few other friends and that's it. He has social anxiety, but really likes to sing. He is also very sporty. All Noah's I have meet play soccer or do some sort of running sport. Noah's are great people. They are easy to talk to, but are VERY sarcastic. The sarcasm jazzes up the conversation. They have stupid but funny jokes. Find a Noah.
by Waka Waka Pacman June 13, 2019
Get the Noahmug. 
by nouhisverycool February 1, 2021
Get the noahmug. One hell of a hot guy. Will always love you and care for you. Has a massive dick and will never cease to please you in bed. Did i mention how attractive he is?
Girl: Wow, have you seen that guy Noah?
Girl 2: Of course I have! He's the hottest guy around!
Girl: I'm gonna try and ask him out.
Girl 2: You can try, but there's such a large amount of girls that want him. You might have a lot of trouble!
Girl 2: Of course I have! He's the hottest guy around!
Girl: I'm gonna try and ask him out.
Girl 2: You can try, but there's such a large amount of girls that want him. You might have a lot of trouble!
by JessSparkle01 October 16, 2019
Get the Noahmug.