Compass Method

When your booty call has whiskey dick and you tug it from North, South, East, to West and to help him revive.

I booty called my ex bf and his dihh went limp while we were getting it on, due to a long college football Saturday of slamming beers and blowing down with the boys. With limp dihh in hand, I told him I will now perform the compass method as a last ditch effort to make this work.

by carrot5312 September 21, 2025

broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017

Spaghetti method

putting nut/period blood in someones Spaghetti to make them want you

Greta stated “ I got my man for life because I did the spaghetti method”

by Plugged January 21, 2025

Friction-Method

A method of ejaculating which involves a rapid movement of the pelvis up and down across a surface, usually a mattress, in underpants. This is also typically done while watching arousing content. The friction usually results in ejaculation.

Rico - Honestly I find the friction-method the easiest cause I have slow hands but a fast crotch.
Brock - Imagine your only method of busting one is becoming a human swing set you moron.
Rico - Don’t deny it till you try it g.

by Odyeon June 4, 2024

Futon Method

When you have a partner in your back seat and fold down your backseats to make a bigger area for you and your partner

When I was with chloe we were in my back seat and i used the futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

The Linux Method

Defines people who constantly tell others about something they're doing, often without being solicited. Named after Linux users who can't stay one minute without telling everybody that it's better than windows.

Matt: Why is Alex asking everybody to learn German with him?
Dylan: Well, that's the Linux Method

by arvid1328 April 4, 2025

griffin method

a subgenre of tiktok videos consisting of people ranting about their lives with an element called the griffin method

The griffin method consists of slowing down and speeding up during important parts of videos.
This was an adaptation of the genre giftok, in which people started using the white flash transition and slowing down their videos while short clips of memes, tv shows, anime, video games. The griffin method boosts viewer engagement and makes the videos more entertaining and funny, hence why most tiktok creators nowadays use them

gurt: bro my videos get no views bro
me: js use the griffin method
gurt: yo

by werykul April 26, 2025