Sup Jeff

The Devil, Most likely someone on drugs, Gothic, May eat your child's soul, Also known as "Fish"

Hey Look At That Guy, "Sup Jeff.." For Realz,
Listen To This Band.. (listening) "wow Sup Jeff..."

by 0x0x0x0x January 12, 2008

unlucky jeff

A guy with a beat up car that doesn't like to hangout and eats too many snowballs and cheats at uno. Can be a dick. Always needs to be right, but sometimes funny and can take a joke. But he can be a joke too.

Did you see that guy spill his snowball while pushing his car? Hes such an unlucky jeff

by bear and the scientist July 14, 2017

Jeff Bezos

An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.

“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”

by annamarie123 February 20, 2019

Jeff Jarrett

hey michelle I read your fucktarded definition of mumia what a stupid foolish tool you are believing all that fabricated trash the pro-mumia sites put out, stop believing everything you read, dumbass.

Michelle believes everything she sees on the net, it's just gotta be true. What a rubberload of cumjuice michelle is.

by The Dodger January 29, 2005

Jeff Allened

To change the name of a person in your phone to something that your significant other wont recognize as your "booty-call"

He put Staceys name in the phone as Little sister and totally Jeff Allened his girl friend

by DanielleSchepler April 16, 2009

The jeff project

A 'project' were you write jeff ♥ is written across your arm like brendon urie did on the tonight show for spencer smith`s ill father.

Person one: Whats on your arm?
Person two: Its jeff ♥ for the jeff project.

by Jessurie August 15, 2011

sending a jeff

When someone sends a GIF or text so cringe it doesn’t even elicit a response;
a message so disturbing the receiver must take a screenshot and pass it around like a hot potato just to cope with the pain of holding it in their memory

ex: someone sent me a jeff today and I almost threw my phone out the car window. Then realized I might actually want it to call a therapist.

ex: After no one responded, he realized he was sending a jeff and would need to try to pull it off as a joke.

ex: my friend got a jeff message last night and immediately roofied herself just to forget

by qazwsxcderfv May 10, 2020