attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.
While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.
by Padge1982 September 7, 2010
Get the get turtlemug. by userhandlegoeshere October 20, 2021
Get the Get longmug. Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".
Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.
Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.
Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.
by dreepos March 30, 2023
Get the Get a johabmug. by THEREALSTEVEIRWIN April 26, 2017
Get the get swipedmug. jakes getting in 1 right now, he's been booting for the past hour, probably cause of that kodiak he tossed in. kid's a hoss
by ogbigfernie August 28, 2018
Get the Getting in 1mug. by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss July 5, 2021
Get the Get Lipmug. Guy 1: Did you see those girls that Dan went home with last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was probably just getting dilled.
Guy 1: Haha! Yeah what a pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah, he was probably just getting dilled.
Guy 1: Haha! Yeah what a pussy!
by dirty_bronson December 5, 2010
Get the getting dilledmug.