Loves tillie, naina, maxine, and especially loves kiarash. He also had a crush on a boy in year 2. Shaped like a hamster. And loves Tillie’s boyfriend more than his own mum.
by Moneydog August 28, 2023
A Fred is someone who is not a Casual Prepper and despises all things Casual. He is an intense modern man who is more prepared than you are and he wants you to know it.
Fred: "Those water skills won't do you any good when I use my arsenal of tactical skills to come hook hand your preps."
by Uncle Andy 13 April 17, 2021
Have you ever thought about having passionate sex with a small animal you might be like a Fred. Have you ever played Multiverses for 5 hours at a time you might be like a Fred. Do you ever constantly bring up Outlast trails even after your friends yell at you you might be like a Fred. Allthough these things are bad Fred is always a good person to have around whether its for fun times or "fun times" if you know what I mean (rough gay sex). To sum it all up Fred is a hardcore gay lover and an even more hardcore gay friend, we love fred. (and his asshole).
Me: hey Fred you wanna go to the park and hang out
Fred: Sure but lets have butt sex rq then we can go
Me: OHHH YEAHHHH
Fred: Sure but lets have butt sex rq then we can go
Me: OHHH YEAHHHH
by Havvok November 24, 2024
The condition in where a person is chemically addicted to excessively consuming freshly produced male ejaculation
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