Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011

foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

Foot boom

When you've been a naughty boy/girl

"your rude, foot boom"

by E7vam September 15, 2019

foot-thulu

The dark cosmic lord of feet who is said to be summoned when five pairs of feet form a pentagram

ooooooo nooooooo they are summoning foot-thulu

by Unclesparta April 26, 2023

slag foot

When you’ve been dancing all night and your feet are absolutely burning. It’s like you’ve had so much fun all night that your dealing with the punishment the next morning .

Ahh mate, all that dancing has given me slag foot.

by Covertskyfly July 16, 2021

foot gream

when the foot cream goes moldy between your toes

person A: dude my foot is moldy

person B: eww foot gream

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

Boubadoop Foot

Someone with limited co-ordination of their feet in a sporting context, usually whilst playing football (soccer). Inability to control the ball can lead to this insult being used, as will inaccurate wayward shooting and disgraceful yet clumsy scything tackles. Feet can also be unusually large or misshapen, like melons, or breeze blocks.

Clyde : Don't pass to that bell end, he'll just spunk it over the bar. He's such a boubadoop foot.

by mangani May 15, 2009