Calab's flute

A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.

"I swear the lights flickered when she said that. Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."

"Wow bro, how can you play Calab's flute?"

by Calabo May 7, 2025

Soviet Flute

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.

Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.

by emikcw850 December 13, 2017

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"

or

"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"

by pissinonmyass July 8, 2019

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

by Pan face April 25, 2022

Men who play flutes are ghey. Most of them like humongous dicks up their ass

See that LG over there. I bet he’s a part of Men Who Play Flutes

When you blow a males penis to the side and twiddle our fingers across the mans penis, like how you would play a flute.

"You like sucking? Well I like fluting. I love to flute. It is so sexy!"

by FlutatiousBaby February 20, 2018