eskimo brother envy

When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household

Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy

Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!

by Eskimo leader September 15, 2015

Eskimo Morning

When you get a blowjob with iced coffee in their mouth.

I thought I woke up in an igloo when my girlfriend gave me an Eskimo morning.

by Lord_Veilous_Pinny September 20, 2019

Eskimo Dungeon

The act of shitting in a Capri-Sun straw, freezing it, squeezing out the result, and using it for sounding.

I was super bored last night so i eskimo dungeon'd so hard i came immediately.

by Zackariah5 July 5, 2024

Eskimo

A romantic partner who saves you from addiction or some other vice.

“That’s Janice. She’s my wife. She’s sitting right there. She’s my Eskimo.” - The Town

by Afleet Alex August 18, 2022

Eskimo step-siblings

When you and a buddy wank off to the same person. Derived from Eskimo siblings.

Brian and I are Eskimo step-siblings through Michael from HR

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Eskimo cousins

When you fuck cousins

Dude, did you hear Emma and Hope fucked cousins? Yea, their Eskimo cousins now.

by Debby Ryand April 10, 2021

eskimo ice

Like an Eskimo kiss, but when giving oral sex in 69 form, rubbing one's nose on the jewel-encrusted butt plug of their partner. Specifically if it is a white clear jewel imitating diamond (hence the ice). Depending on the sex and flexibility of both the Eskimo ice performer and recipient, a break may need to be taken from the deed of oral sex itself in order to make such an act possible.

Dude, we were having such a great night until she got startled and farted when I accidentally Eskimo Ice-d her.

by Dimonium_Anonimo December 29, 2019