scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.

I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.

by Googleme367 January 17, 2017

Donkey Sitter

Someone who takes a last minute, unwanted and dumb stand in an arguement, debate or row

Dude... She's being such a donkey sitter.

She's being the world's worst donkey sitter by being on Alyssa's side

by Danikinssss October 15, 2020

Donkey Cave

Clever, Internet friendly term for asshole.

Brad, quit being a donkey cave and help me move this rock.

by Hawen April 19, 2019

donkey pass

A step above a Kitchen Pass. Permission, from the wife or significant other, to go out on the town and act like a complete ass.

Lagree got a Donkey Pass from his wife to go to Myrtle Beach for Bike Week.

by Greezy636 March 19, 2014

donkey-horse

The art of calling someone a horse donkey.

Fart Dick- You donkey-horse!
Dick Fart- Your the Donkey-Horse!

by SpaceOtters369 May 29, 2017

donkey pot

A big, smelly, cum catcher. Otherwise known as a boner garage.

Can I please use set my donkey pot outside my barn apartment?

by Meghan Mule June 25, 2017