I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

bet

A deal with a friend. A deal, or making a deal with someone.

John: I made a bet with Nick, he still did not give me the money!
Nick: Just give me some time, I didnt know I would lose.
John: Why bet then?

by Asklinne April 1, 2022

Haigy Bet

A large accumulator consisting of short odds ranging from 1/2  1/1000 with a maximum stake per line of £15. When placing a haigy bet the total accumulated odds must amount to no larger than 4/1 and upon losing the bet you have the license to moan for 24hours.

An example of an haigy bet might be;

1/3 Monaco
2/9 Rangers
1/5 PSG
1/2 Ajax

by D_VADER August 25, 2013

ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)

Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)

by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023

Side Bet

An A-B conversation someone Cs they self into

Jacob was getting in his girlfriend Alisha's head for something stupid she did and her friend Taylor standing by listening, opened her mouth and started side betting in Alisha's defense.

by Thiiis Guy! September 17, 2023

Mega bet

An event that is so good it is not just a bet but a mega bet. Only used on rare occurrences when the situation obviously deserves such a title.

Person 1: "Yo the buhl is gonna get us a case of natty tonight"
Person 2: "That's a mega bet"

by Any Lurk God July 13, 2017

bet the odds against it all

is used when someone bets on something happening, even with a low possibility or likelihood of it happening.

I don't care if I don't win, I'll bet the odds against it all.

by MpatientfreaK October 16, 2022