Being Raped By Rainbows

When an unexpected bad thing happens out of something that is supposed to be good

Me: Yesterday, my girlfriend told me she was ready to have sex, so I went to her house and she was doing her brother...she told me she didn't mean she was ready for me.
Friend: Damn, sounds like you were Being Raped By Rainbows last night man

by Mr1sack August 7, 2012

Being on your j's

Being alone
Being by yourself

"We don't like you being on your j's, so we'll just come with you."

by Samuel Billy Bob Smith March 15, 2009

being a mean queen

In gay culture this is a male that behaves & acts like a female teenager. Usually other gay males will laugh & go along with this immature bltchy character. This is group or herd mentality within individuals that feel this will elevate their status with their friends.

Thursday is mean girl day at the bar, Gilbert was just being a mean queen!

by birdfart November 7, 2015

the perks of being a wallflower

An amazing book that is especially beloved by angsty teenagers. Because of its following, people who are trying to be individuals will say that it's not actually good.

Angsty teenager: The Perks of Being a Wallflower is so great!
"Individual": No, it's not.
Angsty teenager: What's wrong with it?
"Individual": Um... a lot of people like it, so it can't be good.

by Aster M. September 27, 2005

being spiteful to naomi

Verb
A euphemism for masturbation.
A phrase coined in the canteen of Bilborough College at some point in 2004AD

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I think I might be spiteful to naomi

by Neg July 30, 2004

Sucks being you

The ultimate mean-spirited put down
Used only when the gloves come off
Common usage is the term in tandem with a belittling a team that “You” support
Can be preceded by other “things” about being "You" that sucks

You love the Raiders
You live in Fresno
Sucks being you

by cwilly3 December 2, 2009

Being the Fire chief

Being the fire chief is best defined as speaking out of your head, or talking in your sleep. While talking on the phone, should you suddenly become tired and start speaking crazy talk, you can be accused of "being the fire chief"

One night Eli was talking to Lauren on the phone and upon becoming very tired, Eli stated that he was the fire chief and proceeded to go into great detail of how he runs the fire house, hence he was "being the fire chief". This is the origin of this term.

by ChiefEP1234 June 16, 2010