Titanic That Bitch
*Hallmarks of Titanic-ing That Bitch*
• Overwhelming and uncontrollable squirting—like the Hoover Dam got its back blown out.
• Furniture flooding or displacement—if the bed hasn’t migrated two feet, you didn’t Titanic shit.
• Crying, shaking, or laughing post-nut reactions—sometimes all three. At once.
• Towels deployed like FEMA relief.
• A full snack spread delivered like post-op care—electrolyte drinks, gummies, string cheese, a popsicle, maybe a Capri Sun.
• Nudity + hoodie combo—she’s naked except for your hoodie and the of what just went down.
• Unhinged laughter mid-cleanup—she’s wading through it like a survivor, still dripping, pointing at the puddle like “look what you did.”
• You look around and realize: the bed’s soaked, the floor’s a crime scene, and the only thing intact is the outline of her ass on your soul. Blessed.
• At least one moment where someone says “I think we broke the laws of physics.”
• The mutual agreement that you’re doing that shit again in 30 minutes.
• A statement like:
• “I don’t know what just happened”
• “I think I left my body.”
• “Did we just fuck through a portal?”
• “I saw my childhood bedroom”
• “I think my ancestors clapped”
*Hallmarks of Titanic-ing That Bitch*
• Overwhelming and uncontrollable squirting—like the Hoover Dam got its back blown out.
• Furniture flooding or displacement—if the bed hasn’t migrated two feet, you didn’t Titanic shit.
• Crying, shaking, or laughing post-nut reactions—sometimes all three. At once.
• Towels deployed like FEMA relief.
• A full snack spread delivered like post-op care—electrolyte drinks, gummies, string cheese, a popsicle, maybe a Capri Sun.
• Nudity + hoodie combo—she’s naked except for your hoodie and the of what just went down.
• Unhinged laughter mid-cleanup—she’s wading through it like a survivor, still dripping, pointing at the puddle like “look what you did.”
• You look around and realize: the bed’s soaked, the floor’s a crime scene, and the only thing intact is the outline of her ass on your soul. Blessed.
• At least one moment where someone says “I think we broke the laws of physics.”
• The mutual agreement that you’re doing that shit again in 30 minutes.
• A statement like:
• “I don’t know what just happened”
• “I think I left my body.”
• “Did we just fuck through a portal?”
• “I saw my childhood bedroom”
• “I think my ancestors clapped”
Example 1:
After I Titanic’d That Bitch and the waters finally settled—pre-aftercare—we were both walking around like two unqualified museum employees trying to preserve the scene of a disaster. She’s draped in a throw blanket, eyes glassy. I handed her a popsicle like it was CPR and said, ‘I think we need a mop.’She looked back and said, ‘Nah, we need a lifeboat.’
Example 2:
Sex was the impact. Aftercare is the rescue mission. He’s got one arm around her like Jack before the freeze.
She’s soaked, speechless, whispering, “What the hell was that?” He’s like, “Ikr. That was fucking incredible. Oh—and btw—we’re definitely doing that again in like 30 minutes.” She looks at him and goes, “I think I’m in love.”
You didn’t just lay pipe—you launched a wet-ass reenactment of a legendary historical event, and that is exactly how you Titanic that bitch straight into a chokehold. Congratulations, you just ruined her for everyone else with your god-tier dick. Now be a gentleman and hand her the hoodie.
After I Titanic’d That Bitch and the waters finally settled—pre-aftercare—we were both walking around like two unqualified museum employees trying to preserve the scene of a disaster. She’s draped in a throw blanket, eyes glassy. I handed her a popsicle like it was CPR and said, ‘I think we need a mop.’She looked back and said, ‘Nah, we need a lifeboat.’
Example 2:
Sex was the impact. Aftercare is the rescue mission. He’s got one arm around her like Jack before the freeze.
She’s soaked, speechless, whispering, “What the hell was that?” He’s like, “Ikr. That was fucking incredible. Oh—and btw—we’re definitely doing that again in like 30 minutes.” She looks at him and goes, “I think I’m in love.”
You didn’t just lay pipe—you launched a wet-ass reenactment of a legendary historical event, and that is exactly how you Titanic that bitch straight into a chokehold. Congratulations, you just ruined her for everyone else with your god-tier dick. Now be a gentleman and hand her the hoodie.
by microdose_vibes June 11, 2025
Get the Titanic That Bitchmug. A slang for requesting a gay orgy in the middle of the street, commonly used by fatherless discord users.
by rick astley is hoyt August 13, 2022
Get the Did you watch Attack On Titans?mug. 
Who's Titan
A sexy beast
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by liltle person December 11, 2019
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Get the Two Square Titanmug. HAHAHAHAHA! I saw the directors commentary on the scene where Rose is throwing the diamond into the ocean and the commentator is like "And the message is that material wealth isn't important." And it's like... So... what's the message? "Getting some fat cock in the back of someones car behind your fiancés back is worth more than all the diamonds in the world"? Is that the message James? Because that's all I saw there.... That and people dying horrifically... Remember that guy who fell from way high up? Wooaaah! Did you see Scanners!? Did you watch it yet? Did you see the end? That shit was crazy!
Hym "Titanic is prime 'I'm not like that anymore' Right? Right Red pill audience? Do i have that? 'I'm not like th-' No? You're not getting it. Nevermind. Neeevermind... Neee- Hey, but the 'will he won't he' thing... You could have asked. Nobody thought to ask? That's kind of the joke. Why not? Assumed I would lie? It's almost like you guys thought I was fucking a retard behind your back and you don't know whether or not to do something about it.... Isn't it like that? Or what even to do!? It is so much like that it's kind of funny... Isn't it? You have to admit it's a litt- Yeah I'll stop."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
Get the Titanicmug. somebody :i watched titanic and omg the tears inside of my face
me:how the hell do you cry in titanic
AM I A SOCIOPATH .
me:how the hell do you cry in titanic
AM I A SOCIOPATH .
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