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by NEO October 30, 2003
Get the thick phatmug. When you have syphilis and can't control you're urge to go to the school bathroom and beat off to a math buddy that is thick.
by Joe Namath January 30, 2019
Get the Thick Math Buddymug. When a man's penis is too thick to fit in the mouth of his sexual counterpart. Usually resulting in a teethy blowjob and giving up on all hope of sexual pleasure
Guy 1: Man I couldn't fit my dick in her mouth without being bit!
Guy 2: Damn man, dick too thick
Guy 1: I suppose so...
Guy 2: Damn man, dick too thick
Guy 1: I suppose so...
by Zizdog June 23, 2018
Get the dick too thickmug. The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.
by King Thic Dic June 12, 2016
Get the King Thick Dickmug. by YungPoppy814 May 31, 2019
Get the Witcho Thick Assmug. a Vanilla milkshake either from the bk(burger king)or charlie browns resturant that has great taste like cum
and is a balance between thick and creamy
and is a balance between thick and creamy
fast-food cashier:what would you like
customer:i would like 300 cheesbugers and 300 french fries
fast-food cashier:is that for here or to go
customer:for here
fast-food cashier:anything to drink
customer:yes one of your THICK AND CREEEAMMY milkshakes
thick and creamy -Party Monster
customer:i would like 300 cheesbugers and 300 french fries
fast-food cashier:is that for here or to go
customer:for here
fast-food cashier:anything to drink
customer:yes one of your THICK AND CREEEAMMY milkshakes
thick and creamy -Party Monster
by Muldahara May 10, 2007
Get the Thick and creamymug. A large dump that one takes after a night of drinking. Normally of thick and/or fudge like consistancy
When I woke up this morning I laid a fresh thick n' fudgy at Marc's, happy I didn't do it at my house.
by Mattieus May 4, 2006
Get the Thick n' Fudgymug.