When there's enough snow on your back porch (read: October to May), get a bowl, fill it with snow, and pour Maple syrup on it. You'll need 3-4 layers to make it snow cone consistency.
by TCBornandDead February 05, 2019
The act of cumming in the anus of your other half, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her vagina, then continuing intercourse until the nut is a fine cream, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her mouth.
"Sorry I couldn't make it to work today, the wife wanted me to give her a Michigan snow drift."
"What the hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."
"What the hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."
by MichiganSnowDrift April 16, 2019
A sexual act similar to the cream pie, the Michigan Meat Pie differs by the final part of the act, where the woman farts out the semen over a high quality steak.
Did Todd tell you about last night? Rebecca did the Michigan Meat Pie on his steaks. We were supposed to eat those tonight!
by CDRTickledick May 20, 2020
A sexual act in which a man spreads honey on his dick and uses it adhere aspirin to it. He then asks someone to suck off the honey and aspirin from his dick.
Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.
by lacequill October 14, 2020
I witnessed a Michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on I96 westbound perform a beautifully executed Michigan Squeezing Twat on a vehicles attempting to pass them.
by norm the plum June 05, 2017
Sex position. When you paint a mitten on a girl out of ranch dressing and proceed to fuck her while drinking Faygo pop. When you finish yell out “OPE!” as loud as possible.
by Mad Midwestern July 26, 2019
by darkingEnder May 21, 2019