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Jewish Mafia

A game similar to chubby bunny, but instead of marshmallows in your mouth, you stuff pennies up your ass.
Boy 1: Hey Derrick, wanna play Jewish Mafia?
Derrick: No!! I'm not a twink fag
by We're ac so We're cool July 30, 2022
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suburban mafia

The network of people in your community that improve, enhance, and look out for your and your family’s best interest.
The suburbs are tough to navigate unless you are part of a suburban mafia.
by suburban mafia July 23, 2020
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silicon mafia

Companies in Silicon Valley that violate civil law and international treaties to rip off their customers. For example, claiming copyright on a video made in a public place, black-listing a VPN or biasing a news-feed with politically motivated posts, or fomenting insurrection in foreign regimes through social media.
The silicon mafia black-listed my fucking VPN today and I can't watch Lucky Chuck anymore, not only that, they claimed copyright on my OWN VIDEO filmed in public! The bastards! I'm putting imperialist propaganda in the news-feeds when I get to work today!
by jok2000ca May 13, 2016
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DTD MAFIA

Straight out the DTD nigga. We run this shit now mothafucka. Fuck all y'all punk ass crews, we'll buck on all y'all niggas. Fuck all you bloods, crips, you nuthin but a bunch of bitch ass fairys. We'll smoke all you and fuck y'allz sisters. Bitch this is how we roll, World Mother Fucking Wide...DTD NIGGA, WHAT NOW?
1.Don't fuck with them niggas in the DTD they will fuck you up, and then fuck your sister.

2. "Them niggas is crazy, I scared of them crazy ass motherfuckas", said the crip.
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The P2P Mafia

An organized internet group dedicated to providing the knowledge needed to survive as a human being in todays society. The P2P mafia has 7 branches. Each branch serves it's own purpose.

The P2P Mafia Main branch - In charge of all other branches, makes the final decisions on everything.

The P2P Mafia Media branch - In charge of media. Including art, videos, music, and internet stations.

The P2P Mafia Advertising branch - In charge of advertising. Such as posters, flyers, public events, etc.

The P2P Mafia Public services branch - In charge of planning and going through with public services such as charity work, public bbq's, festivals, parade stands, etc.

The P2P Mafia Survival branch - In charge of teaching all members the necessary skills needed to survive in a survival situation. Skills include food, fire making, plant life and animal life, etc.

The P2P Mafia Funds branch - In charge of raising funds for public events.

The P2P Mafia Recruiting branch - In charge of recruiting new members to our ranks.

Despite the name, The P2P Mafia is not involved in any illegal piracy. The name was formed in 2002 after the starters had met and formed a small anti-riaa group known as "p2p mafia". The P2P Mafia is internet based, but often has public events such as bbq's, etc. We are against the modern society corrupted by hip hop culture and a lifestyle of obsession. We believe that if the youth of today are meant to be the leaders of tommorow, they should know more than they are taught on the TV and through music. We provide people with a family like atmosphere that they otherwise wouldn't get from home. As of right now, The P2P Mafia doesn't have a website. We are working on that right now and it will be up ASAP as TheP2PMafia.org. If you would like to contact us, e-mail us at thep2pmafia@yahoo.com.
The P2P Mafia will be holding an annual BBQ at the expo center on -date here-. All members and non-members are invited. Admission is free, but you will have to bring a couple bucks for food and drinks.
by TheP2PMafia Founder, t3ch September 6, 2008
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blonde mafia

3 blonde girls. If you are enemies with them, prepare yourself for their wrath.
And to all the people posting other definitions: who ARE you? I mean, seriously, do we even know you??!

Oh, and we don't get in over our heads. We get revenge and that's it.
The Blonde Mafia is a cool group with rad friends.
by Julsies January 6, 2005
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sherwood mafia

bunch of wanna be gangstas couldn't bus' a grape in a fruit fight
Gangsta 1:Yo i jus smoked one o' those sherwood mafia faggots there a bunch of pussies
Gangsta 2:Let me aks you a question Jamal did you use yo gat or did you run em down
Gangsta 1: I ran those bustas donw in ma G'd up escalade
Gangsta 2:Fo Sho
by james hay April 16, 2005
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