Mustard Box

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.

"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"

by Arionio March 6, 2013

mustard scab

When you're fucking and the girl has a cut on her and you jizz onto it.

Yo man I heard they were fucking so hard he mustard scabbed her

by xXPAJokerXx January 25, 2014

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

spicy mustard

Douche Bag

You are spicy mustard

by Adage April 3, 2015

Mustard Plug

A small piece of hard (and sometimes crusty) shit that you push about before a big wave of diarrhoea.

That mustard plug was like a dam holding back a reservoir of shit, I just ruined my toilet.

by raunchycabbagebaby April 15, 2015

mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

Eiden gives mustard handy's.

by Kag5799 March 16, 2016