jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!
by demilovatoslover March 08, 2010
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Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet
OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan
by Straight Lord January 29, 2019
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Chloe jonathan

Not gay but everyone thinks she is because she likes frogs🐸
by Frogig April 10, 2021
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Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.
Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?
by Mary Posa July 08, 2021
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Jonathan Gomez

Famous on TikTok, with almost 1 million followers, but it got banned, sadly.
Did you know that Jonathan Gomez got banned?
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Jonathan Tucker

They call him “Ranchcause he be dressing
Natalie loves Jonathan Tucker
by minitinh October 08, 2020
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Jonathan Lee

He makes you fart
Damn Jonathan Lee cute and all but he make me fart
by November 22, 2021
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