Greek Holiday

An erection lasting seven days. Specifically while on holiday with a gay lover with a Roman name like Octavion or Augustus

I had a Greek Holiday during my vacation to Italy. Don’t tell my wife!

by Percival Witherspoon March 8, 2023

holiday handjob

A festive want given by a female

"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."

by Jsaggy April 21, 2018

orange holiday

A hunting weekend. Blaze orange is commonly worn by hunters and an orange holiday is time taken to go hunting.

"Tell your boss this weekend is an orange holiday!"

by Xgen1123 October 26, 2020

doc holiday ok

A Jewish, half Mexican, with a deep voice for a 9 year old.

Don't be a doc holiday ok, no one wants that.

by xXxPu5y-Wr3ckEr_360xXx August 8, 2014

Holiday whore

A person, usually a parent of a married couple, who plans all holidays events and expects everyone invited to attend regardless of other plans that may have been made. The couple is then guilted into going in order to keep peace within the family. This results in conflict between the two families of the couple who each want to spend time with them for the holidays.

I wish I could go to my parents’ place for the holidays, but my mother in-law is a such a holiday whore and always wants us at her house for Christmas.

by JollyOllie April 1, 2021

Kelson Holiday

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job

“Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

holidays

wtf are these holidays. Christmas, some old, fat, drunk man giving you toys. Easter, some random ass bunny gives you eggs. Halloween, walking around at night taking candy from strangers

yes its halloween!

noooooooooooo!!!!! i hate Holidays!!!!

by big_boi_now March 17, 2021