Hamster

Something retards say in Norway.
Have you smoked hamster?

Dude:So boys what did you do yesterday?
Retard:i smoked some hamster

by Kmustrus November 6, 2017

Hamstering

To keep someone contained in a cramped container or area, usually for entertainment.

Alan : “Dude, that guys gonna get some hamstering.”

by archkyorTw1nk August 1, 2025

hamster

A suggested renaming for a "wireless mouse," playing on the idea that it scurries around like a hamster, navigating through a digital landscape without a physical connection.

Ever since I got my new hamster, I can work from anywhere without worrying about tangled wires!

by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025

Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 8, 2023

thirsty hamster

When you lay on top of your car, put your dick through the sunroof, and your girl pretends she’s a thirsty hamster.

My wife roled played the thirsty hamster in a parking lot

by Dirtdiver80 February 25, 2024

thirsty hamster

The act of a man laying across a open sun roof while a woman acts like a thirsty hamster who hasn’t drank water is days

She asked me if I would let her be a thirsty hamster, I said yes of course but she refused to follow through. (Divorce happening soon)

by Queef jerky 69 February 21, 2024

Obese Hamster

A girl named Carolyn

She is an obese hamster

by TheNonObeseKat May 22, 2009