Goose Tits

Boobies that are so large they droop in the bra and make men stare until their brains explode. The kind of boobies that have many veins and large nipples. The best kind.
Guy1: Wow look at that girls tits.

Guy2: Ya man those are Goose Tits, I can tell they have some big ole nipples.

Guy1: And veins.
by Gtap November 08, 2010
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slizzard on a goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose
by Bp28 June 01, 2007
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Shit Goose

Shit Goose (n) - One who comes to a party without liquor, or anything else to share with the population at large. Also notorious for drinking too much and getting sick in all the wrong places (your parent's bedroom).
That Shit Goose Vince is coming over! Hide the liquor!
by Justin January 12, 2005
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Goose penis

"I heard that she only likes goose penis"

"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"
by Ant Champ September 11, 2008
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Forcefeeding the goose

Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.
Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?

No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.
by Sean Christofer May 23, 2008
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GOOSE TURKEY

When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes
Get your nasty ol, "goose turkey", pickle egg scented titties off my leg.
by RLOVE March 04, 2003
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