leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008

Gnome

The gnomes are an outdoors decorations made from ceramic and are most commonly found on lawns and the deepest depths of Hell. They sustain on human energy. Beware of the gnomes. Kill on sight.

A -Yo, I saw a gnome yesterday on my bed.
B -Burn your house and run while you can.

by gnomeisdangerousRUN March 14, 2021

gnome orgies

While playing Bingo, it is the state of having all of the "G" numbers on your card crossed off.

Now that they called "G-54" I have gnome orgies on this card.

by biblioforhire May 12, 2016

gnome pass

If somenone gave you gnome pass you can't gnome them in any way in the next 24 hours

I gave you gnome pass

by D I O January 7, 2019

Liquor Gnome

Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.

Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.

Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."

by MannytheBatman May 20, 2024

Garden Gnome

Some tiny little man who is one of the funniest and coolest guy you will meet. He is such a well rounded guy and is good at almost everything he does. (He is also very good looking). But the one down size is he is tiny and can be a dick.

Ya know, Tyler is such a Garden Gnome

by ur mom gay 1245780 September 24, 2021

gnome alaska

The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus

Violently.

Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.

Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam

Into your butt

Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?

Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens

Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore

by Captain Magnanimous February 26, 2014