straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.
by TopFrag December 29, 2018
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Cousin Dickhead

That one cousin who your parents always compare you to because they are more successful than you.
Your cousin dickhead doesn't play video games, he's to busying learning how to do accounting.
by Spiderwikipeida June 03, 2024
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pc dickhead

Its a nigga called simon

Ur have to be a crackhead to be pc crackhead

Not a real fed
I nees to pc dickhead so he can get me some shit
by Sav.24z May 28, 2019
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dickhead shuffle

A dickhead shuffle is when a group of assholes ruin everyone's fun and consider themselves superior to everyone else.
"Man, I played last night casual TF2, it quickly turned into a dickhead shuffle
by Norton ,am May 09, 2020
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CHAOTIC DICKHEAD

Best describes the organisational structure of someone with ADHD at any given moment
"Barry's been carrying on like a chaotic dickhead. He's been trying to call me with the phone he just lost while going through a McDonald's drive-thru, to ask me about my opinion on light bulbs. The light bulbs are for a performance-piece protest. We spoke about the number plate of the car in front."
by Shamrock McGuinness June 14, 2021
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