Dicked On

To have the absolute shit kicked out of you

Jeff: Hey man whats with all the bruises.

David: I got "Dicked On" in a fight last night.

Jeff: That sucks man.

by ZStan September 01, 2009

No Dick

no dick when mike g. harr wishes wishes he got laid by ellen but it would never happen

Mike and Ellen were at ellens when ellen said he has no dick

by Mike G. H February 18, 2009

dick that keeps on dicking

a dick that will no matter what keep on dicking the object until its dicked down

Hannah was really happy because she got the dick that keeps on dicking

by those fucking stoners March 20, 2010

Dicking it

Being a dick, usually by inconveniencing others.

Person #1: Yo, did you see Chad knock over that kid's milk?
Person #2: He's really been dicking it lately

by pmikes November 06, 2009

dick

You.

By looking up "dick" in the Urban Dictionary, you are, indeed, a dick.

by disisdashit October 01, 2014

dicking

broken promise

He's not going to show up. He's dicking!

by saucer August 07, 2003

dick

dick.verb.(Philadelphia, PA) to ruin, destroy, or use to the condition of uselessness. can also mean to be in bad shape.

dick:
"I got a large pizza to myself, I'm bout to dick this jawn."

"Yo I been bowling all day, my forearm is dicked."

"You need some new shoes, the ones you wearin are dicked."

by Shomari Kamau May 14, 2008