Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin
by emineminem22 June 28, 2024
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zoodabega crunch

Hey mom can you pour me a bowl of zoodabega crunch? I'm late for school!
by Fortune Wookie April 17, 2011
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canadian crunch

The act of going to Urban Dictionary to look up what Canadian Crunch means after seeing an AI image of it in the Cursed AI group.
I didn't know what the hell a Canadian Crunch was so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.
by Parksman0606 July 01, 2024
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crunch word

something you slip into a sentence like a roofie into a drink at the local pub
those crunch words really make my essay look bad I think i need another drink
by KoolKidKroom September 09, 2018
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crunch butt

Uptight annoying abrasive asswipe who complains about insignificant things
That dude complained his ice cream is too cold ... what a crunch butt!
by BillyBaroo June 30, 2018
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crunch fitness boulder

Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 22, 2023
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front crunch

when u get ur wisdom teeth out and can’t chew in the back
Sorry excuse my front crunch i just got my wisdom teeth out and can’t get it stuck.
by rr525 June 25, 2022
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