An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
Get the Sir Orbit Crunchmug. A bug that is from crunch land and it looks like an eraser with pins in it and it’s cool so you should get it is the number one pet and crunch land and Yar.
by CrunchayMaster123 July 26, 2023
Get the Crunch Bugmug. by gruwief December 13, 2022
Get the crunched my nanmug. by Dlancelot December 19, 2017
Get the Captain Crunchmug. by notfroggers July 5, 2025
Get the Yo crunchmug. A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.
Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
by crinch cronch November 27, 2018
Get the crunch dessertmug. When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.
by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024
Get the Ultimate Crunch wrap suprememug.